There’s no, “I” in “Team”, but there is a, “M” and a, “E” and that spells, “Me”.

Great, now I’m seeing “teim” and not “team”.

Which reminds me of Mexican 7-Up knockoff Teem, which used to be in all the taco stands decades ago. Whatever happened to Teem? One day it was gone and no one seemed to notice it. It disappeared and life carried right on.
Did it disappear right around the time Sprite started showing up everywhere? I can’t remember.

Anyway, there’s no “i” in Teem. Carry on!

tech bros will use this information.

There’s no “u” either. So if I’m not on the team and you’re not on the team, there’s no one on the goddamn team the team sucks.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen something like this. It was right there the whole time.

I laughed audibly at this instead of the usual small ‘heh’. This is a good one.

He’s right there, doing nothing.