Texas cops are pussies who are scared of little kids
I believe that’s their state motto.
Don’t Mess With Texas, unless you’re murdering our children, then go ahead! Would you like an AR-15?
That slogan is about littering, you dumbass. They mean you gotta pick up your shells after you’re done murdering our kids. Geez, can’t give people an AR-15 without a cartridge bucket.
Also \s. And you’re not a dumbass. Unless you are a dumbass. Frankly, I don’t know you, but I’m gonna assume you’re not actually a dumbass.
I was honestly pretty amused when I moved to Texas and learned that “Don’t mess with Texas” was actually an award winning anti littering campaign!
Texas once again showing how it’s the most free state in the Union and how well it protects its children.
