Women will never be interested in my paranoid rants about big tech and surveillance states
Holy shit that’s my comment lmao. I’m going through top posts and just upvoted my own damn comment because I thought it was funny. I really legitimately laughed at my own joke
Have you tried presenting them in the form of a sonnet? I hear chicks dig poetry.
My girlfriend said not too 😔 Can’t tell if she thinks it would be too effective and I might attract other women or if she doesn’t want to hear it 🤔
I admit it, it’s true. Every since I got into Warhammer 40K I’ve had so much sex with tons of beautiful women. It’s gotten so bad that I now get an erection, every time I look at the Emperor of Mankind
‘now’ you get an erection when you look at the Emperor of Mankind?
Meaning… you didn’t before?
YES COMMISSAR, THAT’S THE HERETIC RIGHT THERE
Pretty sure she’s being sarcastic here. That’s her whole schtick.
They know! Abandon your miniatures!
Pug Jesus, I just want to say, thank you for all of the content. Especially over at NCD. The majority of posts I see, come from you. Thanks for sharing to all the relevant places.
wait, that’s how you impresses girls? oh shit I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Don’t worry, it has to be painted good to impress the ladies.
why are you so cruel?
Just keeping it real, don’t rely on your Warhammer minis to pull chicks, gotta have a backup like winning a regional MTG tournament to really be rolling in the ladies
I don’t think being a sysadmin in the fringes of the internet can impress a girl
whore
well this is causing me to learn things about myself.
Reminds me of an episode of ‘Cheers.’
Womanizer Sam realizes that everything he’s ever done was to impress women. Played baseball to impress the ladies; brought a sports car to impress the ladies; brought a bar to have a cool job. Then Rebecca points out that he loves the 3 Stooges and all woman hate that stuff…
Not gonna lie. Guys who put that much passion and attention to detail into their hobbies: That’s hot yo.
Furiously scanning through the “LGBT flags” results from DuckDuckGo like it’s an Audubon Bird Guide trying to nail down the “ABisexual Meg White Transwoman” thing she’s got going on. You’d think the flag colors would be a gimme, but noo, trolls be trolling.
Too cute, with her studded leather jacket shoulders. She knows too much. Namechecking Warhammer like she’s been on 4Chan recently. Sus. Saw her vent. Possible girldick. Missing top for 196. Her people need her.
none of these words were in the bible.
