This is the laugh I needed for today … thanks guys
Holy crap, I post, and leave to do some errand and come back to this comment thread
I feel compelled to add the king of all safety labels. Thanks, Haas lathes:
Banging the machines may result in a fatal oil spill.
This episode is where I learned Data had a penis. Up to this point I had assumed he was just smooth like a ken doll, but no.
Data is kenough
and not just a piece of plastic either … a fully functional penis that could …eh?.. rise to the occasion
Who do you think did the QA for Data’s “functions”
Probably the colonists. So when they got killed by the crystalline entity, at least they died with fond memories of Data/Lore’s dick.
Doesn’t Data have all of the colonists’ memories?
Yes. But also Data & Lore were tested around/with the colonists (hence why the colonists hated Lore), so Data probably has:
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Fucked the colonists
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Has the memories of getting fucked by himself/Lore
That is fucking deep.
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Surely an exception can be made if the machine is fully functional?
Man, that first season had some racy shit.
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As random as it is, I imagine Data listening to Eagles of Death Metal, Don’t speak (I came out with a bang!) and playing imaginary guitar right after the fact.
Don’t move, don’t speak, even whisper
There’s something happenin’ but don’t be scared
I’m too smooth, you never see me coming
I’m never in a hurry, I’m just movin’ fast
Such a sweet image I need to remember it.
Holy shit y’all are killing me lol
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Wait…is that Makee?
