• Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I kinda don’t get these articles. “Giuliani expected to surrender” the fuck else is he gonna do? Flee to Russia? Make a run for it? Cover himself in his own melting hair dye like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to escape from the predator? I’d fucking love to see him try. But really the fuck else could he have even done?

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      the fuck else is he gonna do? Flee to Russia? Make a run for it? Cover himself in his own melting hair dye like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to escape from the predator?

      Stop it. I can only get so hard.

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        10 months ago

        And he’ll certainly have all his bail prearranged so he will show up and go home afterwards. I don’t see why they act like these people are actually being arrested or will actually even see bars.

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    There’s going to be pools of hair dye all over the place in that building.

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    Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is expected to surrender at the Fulton County Jail on Wednesday, multiple sources told ABC News. Lawyers for Giuliani will be meeting with the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office early Wednesday to finalize a bond package before a surrender, sources said.

    Giuliani, according to sources, has secured local counsel but is expected to be joined by his longtime friend and former NYC Police Commissioner Bernie Kerik, who is assisting him through the process.

    Giuliani has been charged with 13 counts, including violation of the Georgia Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act.

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      10 months ago

      I am was wondering why a former police commissioner would support him - lo and behold: “Bernard Bailey Kerik […] is an American consultant and former police officer who was the 40th Commissioner of the New York Police Department from 2000 to 2001. As a convicted felon, he obtained a presidential pardon from President Donald Trump in 2020 for his numerous federal convictions for tax fraud, ethics violations, and criminal false statements.” (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Kerik)