hey babe don’t mind this effigy of a known pedophile I keep in my car, I’m taking you somewhere fancy tonight

Imagine choosing to look at a picture of this shitstain everytime you drive because youre trying to be edgy.

I never found any of those hanging air fresheners to be even remotely effective. They might be good for about 5 minutes after you take it out of the package. Then it becomes waste like everything else.

This air freshener should smell like shit for maximum realism.

Edit: Hanged not hung.

That’s OK, so long as everything smells good, who cares? I don’t want to know about the rancid trash in the backseat, that is unpleasant and inconvenient.

Classy.