The good ending

I prefer this Ubuntu

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_philosophy#:~:text="Ubuntu" is sometimes translated as,sharing that connects all humanity".

Do they also mention Ubuntu Pro without being asked about it?

Finished with animal names. Try Crazy Carrot (LTS).

Are they selling snap beans?

Don’t forget the Ubuntu restaurant.

https://www.ubuntula.com/

Just be careful with the silverware, they can Snap if you’re too rough.

you know the distro used a preexisting word and they liked the meaning. its like community or such in zulu.

I have a road near me that says sponsored by Ubuntu and I was freaking out. Turns out it was this same organization.

Ah yes, Ubuntu, African for “I can’t figure out how to install Debian.”