Harry looked up at Ron and Hermione in despair and then back down at the Nokia phone that had bested countless spells and attacks. They had one final spell left that Dumbledore had shared with them along with the warning that it was a last resort. The spell guaranteed death but each death was gruesome and unique to the victim.

Harry pointed his wand at the phone and shouted, “AcquirusByMicrosoftus!”. The phone began to spin wildly and its screen flashed random patterns until it came to a dead stop. A beam of light shot into the sky from the phone creating a slow moving death eater snake that slowly moved across the sky in a perfectly straight line.

Ron raced forward and scooped the phone up from the ground. “I’ve got this.” He then proceeded to play the most perfect game of snake ever seen in the wizarding world. As he neared the final move both the snake in the sky and the phone began to pulse in and out of existence until finally as the snakes head reached its terminal destination, the snake head let out a final ring tone cry to the tune of Gran Vals as the phone disappeared forever.

“Do do do do … do do do do … do do doo doo dooooooo”.

You put in a SIM card from AT&T. It loses its connection to Voldemort. You can basically consider it destroyed.

What does the horcrux button do?

Muggle electronics don’t work in Hogwarts

Is this whole community just reposting bad memes from the harry potter memes subreddit?