I was having a hard time believing this had to be a shit post, so looked it up.
Unless Harvard is in on the joke, this is amazingly true.
I think “button nose” works better than “pug nose”. But what do I know Ich am nōn-ọ̄ther ain languagæ scholar.
i think historically pugs back then were much more reasonable looking dogs than pugs today, i’m pretty sure nobody today would consider having a pug’s nose a compliment
@PugJesus@lemmy.world
I hope you understand that by sharing this post, Lemmy has come to understand that you are in fact beautiful, when accounting for your Middle-English heritage.
I like fair hair and I will not lie
You other poets can’t deny
That when a wench walks in
With eyes as grey as glass
And a well-developed arse
You get…… Recognised as one of the leading influences on English literature.
…bone, approach her chaperone
Egads! Her posterior’s grown
Shocked by the gown she’s wearing
I’m flustered and can’t stop staringMy lady, dance to this quartet
And take your portrait
My fellows tried to warn me
But with that bustle you’ve acquired makes (me so horny)
Ooh, lead dust smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my coach?
Well, stop short, stop short
Indeed, you’re not the average escortI’ve observe her dancing
Lucifer take romancing
She’s refined of course
The appearance of a purebred horse
I’m tired of broad printings
Declaring modest rumps are the thing
Take the average Moor man and ask him aye
She must possess wide thighs