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I’m calling it: The Onion will have a news title that says “Trump agrees to another debate to the condition that it is against Joe Biden”
Nice try, person that works at The Onion.
The Onion is an absolute treasure, and I’m glad they got bought by a dude who just wants them to keep doing what they’re doing.
If the next onion title isn’t “Donald Trump considering murdering JD Vance to increase poll numbers.” then the onion has failed me.
He got grabbed by the pussy
No, that’s just his flappy skin under the chin.
Ooohh, is little Twump too scawed?
I’d call him a pussy, but he lacks the depth and warmth.
He’s not even proposing to do it on Fox.
His campaign knows that he’d also get completely served if he was on his propagandist’s network.
they would have to interrupt to help him.
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Him is coward
I gotta hand it to her. She started off like a boring milk toast politician with that first answer, then she gave a debate performance that debate teams will study for years.
This debate will be THE textbook example of how to counter a machine gun barrage of lies and how to get your opponent talking about your issues.
Milquetoast, but I think it basically means milk toast anyway?
This made me curious so I looked a bit into it. Seems that milquetoast as an insult originates from an old comic character of the same name, and it’s at least feasible (and perhaps likely) that said character was named after milk toast.
It really helped that the mics were muted. She would have done well if they weren’t I think, but he’d have been interrupting her nonstop.
OR he is actually mentally declining and/or aging and he doesn’t have the stamina to over talk his opponents for two hours anymore.
I think there was just about the right mix of muting the mics and giving him enough rope to hang himself. Harris’ campaign supposedly did want the mics unmuted for exactly that reason, but having them muted did let her get her message across to the viewers without constantly being interrupted.
Yeah, I was wtf’ing Everytime they unmuted him, but I think it worked out in the end.
This is great. Harris has him by his tiny balls. Now she can run ads saying that he is afraid to debate her, and if he caves and debates again, she will probably stomp him again.
I hate how much of a circus this is.
Idk…Maybe I’ve always roughly compared trump to Cartman from South Park; seems like some kinda weird comeback tactic.
Cartman has good points more often than Dumpy
Oh it’s a loose comparison lol
Trump is leaving like how the people get bored and leave his small, weird rallies?
She scared him so much he went full Wimp Lo https://imgur.com/xAjz9dP
I wouldn’t want to either if I lost that hard and my dick was that small.
Trump is a scaredy cat man
Bitch
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