You want to look up “call screening services”. I’m afraid I can’t help more than that, since I personally have never used any.

Op has been banned for this post. I’m doing my part!

chariots chariots

Oh, good. We’ve got Prime Cave Johnson this time!

I default to everyone sounding like Macho Man Randy Savage.

As it should be

The shingles wouldn’t have stayed over the hole well enough

Op explained further in a separate comment after you posted. Here it is.

https://lemmy.world/comment/12490114

Paging @makyo@lemmy.world so they can see it too.

Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.

Trolling or not, I’m not dealing with this nonsense. It gets out of control very quickly, so I’m nipping it in the bud whenever it shows up. Everyone, please report such comments as a rule 5 violation.

My dude, the patch just came out. It’s likely just a surge of traffic.

Joined! Let’s manage democracy together, brother!

Goddamn, op. This is so shit that you’ve ruined humor for me today. Bravo.

Oh wow, that’s a blast from the past! Thanks for linking it!

Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who’s trying to park. The employee making min wage isn’t caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.

If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.

I’m gonna need some context for this. Why is Patrick Stewart dressed like a bard?

Charlie Chaplin got done dirty. He was rocking that stache for decades earlier.

For anyone unfamiliar, curing is a term for using salt and other ingredients to preserve/season food. The salt removes moisture, decreasing the ability for spoilage-inducing microbes to spread. Salmon is often cured to make it last longer.

I think that’s enough explaining of the joke, you get the rest.

duck confetti

🦆🎉?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.