Weißt du damit etwas sagen, das ich mir keinen neuen Diesel kaufen soll? *bekommt Schaum vor dem Mund*

The difference between medicine and “alternative medicine” is proof of effectiveness. If something provably works it’s medicine.

Who’s the guy between Nixon and Kissinger?

No it’s one hundred percent real.

If you could make that kind of money with copy writing, I’d he rich. Copy writers, tech writers, basically any kind of writers are always underappreciated and underpaid.

I’m sure there’s a bible quote justifying that.

Where they eat mosquito larvae. Real MVPs there.

Creepy person endorses creepy technology. More news at ten.

Yeah, that’s a really big if. Russians always make big premises in situations like this but there’s usually little to no follow through.

In the future this will be known as late 2020s fashion.

Dafür, dass das korrupte Schwein endlich abgesägt wurde, nehme ich auch in Kauf, dass ich heute den ganzen Abend die Spahn Michmichs anschauen muss.

The Elon Musk solution.

The conmen are very delusional too.

The delusional people run the world these days, unfortunately.

Who could possibly have foreseen this! It’s an utter mystery!

Ich hoffe, das hat wenigstens eine Abmahnung gegeben!

Just the usual sanewashing.

It’s not like you’ll have a choice, if Elmo has his way.

This is why I never bought a second Samsung phone. The one I bought was pretty nice, but the the huge amount of crapware that could not be uninstalled really ruined the experience for me.

At least it didn’t blow up like some other evil space oligarch’s penis extension.