I got a motorcycle permit 18 years ago, but never did the (1) driving test where you have a friend bring a car and a trooper rides with them and follows you around or (2) a motorcycle safety course. At some point they removed option 1.

It showed as an AM license (CDL also) with a restriction of licensed MC operator over 21 in sight. For the one year I actually rode a motorcycle, I hoped I could talk my way out of it. “Ah shoot where did Uncle Joe go? He didn’t see you stop me?”

My last license renewal, the worker and I were friendly, and she was impressed how fast I did the hazmat test without missing any. She asked about the permit and I told her I’ve just never gotten around to it, but for some reason have paid $6 extra per renewal to keep it on there.

Without saying anything, she must have removed the restriction. So I now have a motorcycle license.

You shameless scoundrel, you’ve got four days left to live and you’re hurling insults.

Those are supposed to be an improvement for small spaces where smoke alarms can be too sensitive and go off all the time. Of course, they’re supposed to be on the ceiling.

Hawaiian native I guess. He says watch your mouth Haole boy.

But how many weren’t inside?

None, turns out. But the title had me wondering.

In the West, Texas explosion, the schools came more than 20 years after the plant, to be fair.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5047761/

Makes good neighbors

Oh yes I see

The C could be definitely be turned into the G pretty flawlessly.

The vaginal lube is blood plasma also

Yeah, not everyone has seen the joke, but it’s better late than never.

That other comment said they are Mongoloids

But it’s fresher so you only use half as much.

But then it’s so delicious you’re cooking with exotic spices twice as often.

This is why when I used to track, I used a running 7-day average. Some days you just want to eat more, and that’s not a bad thing.

Like I tell a friend of mine who was premature: Do you want to celebrate your birthday today or in a couple months when you should have been born?

No spaces after commas in lists

And no counterweights, so yeah, hell no to using the tiny tracked crane in the sky today for me, boss.

In some states. This was a common Reddit distinction that isn’t true everywhere (but is here).

In Texas, it’s assault all the way down. Add a weapon, aggravated assault, etc.

At my old job, the CEO was showing me something and accidentally closed the tab. He started to go to his history, and I said Ctrl-Shift-T. He was very impressed at least lol.

You can save a lot if you redo your own drain field. There are bottomless trench options that make it easier. When my BIL was having issues, we did it all by hand in a weekend with rock and perforated pipe, and it was enormous. Looked like WW1 back there.

It’s legal to make repairs yourself in my state, but once the grass grows back, who is gonna know anyways?

We improved his by 90ing up to cleanouts just below the surface. Put some scrap metal by each one so you can find it again. Then you can jet out the system downstream without hoping your line jets into the correct tee.