All presidential vehicles get fancy names so what are we calling the food cart? Burger 1?

Maybe prime universe has a goatee already. They should have double goatees

Maybe this time [no cake] is the lie. I’m willing to bet a cake on the outcome

Maybe this time [no cake] is the lie. I’m willing to bet a cake on the outcome

Not enough cake

My writing teachers always said show not tell. So get photos

Wait really. I thought it was constipated

Ten minutes after distribution

Gutter French is snootier?

That’s because they were blaming a jewish space laser

Oh right, trials. Not dunderbeck’s machine

That many war crimes I might start worrying they’re jedi

Unión of Atheistic Assholes, actually

That’s not fair. He’s obviously much more of a compressed air huffer

Lousy kids didn’t learn to appreciate the taste of soap the way we had to

Mayo and balsamic instead of mayo and ketchup. Or if you’re doing artichokes, both

That sounds like thousand island dressing

Only if you do surströmming at the same time

They grow some onions that taste good raw (you can eat em like apples) but they are expensive

Huh, we just call that onion dip here