I applied for a job at the German standards bureau, but in the end, I DIN’t get it.

And that is where baby jokes come from

Those’d be on bee gulls.

Some real Facebook energy, this entire post structure. Posting this as an image has little added value and risks getting in the way of some users. In fact…

TRANSCRIPT:

(Pictured: a man, reading a book)

Dad says…

“I’m reading a book about teleportation and it’s really taking me to places I never expected to go!”

I am a human volunteer transcriber

Of course, the real anti-joke answer is in the comments. Still interesting though.

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(Pictured: a sky, approximately half covered in white, fluffy clouds.)

Question: What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Answer: Thunderwear ☁️🙂

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Als Hollander kan ik dit beamen. Dat is inderdaad een trap.

They look less like a set of dice, more like a set of caltrops.

If your child talks about having seen an angel with any magnitude of conviction, get your affairs in order immediately, it may already be too late.

Whelp, I guess you’ll just have to put up with it.

You… Might have mixed up a few things…

Plus, nonzero chance its a Patriot Arrow ™️

You’re thinking a valentine. A villain is a tiny encapsulation of DNA or RNA inside a protein, that will attach to certain cells or bacteria to use their systems to have themselves replicated.

This. My #1 starting point for watching videos on YT is not the home page, but my subscription feed.

Look at me. I am the algorithm now.

I’ve heard a story of fraternal twin sisters with a Jamaican father and an Irish mother. One was black, the other white. So yeah, it’s possible.

I’ve seen this picture circulate across the web many years ago, even before the 'rona. I was wondering how far I’d need to scroll until someone pointed out (correctly) that the OP was, in fact, shopped.

Depends on the game and campaign length.

DnD campaign that you’d hope to run for many levels? Yeah, that’d sting.

A Oneshot of You Awaken in a Strange Place? Gimme a torch, we’re building and burning it together!

Can’t say with certainty, though I have heard it recommended to me by someone who should know.

However, my preferred trick is to place the cutting board near an extraction fan, set said fan to high, and trying not to bend too much over the cutting board while chopping my onions.

Disappointing how often “and then the British showed up” is followed by “and then, everything went to shit.”

Part of it.

I’m pretty sure bandwidth is measured in Mbps or Gbps, so if you can ship massive packets of data slowly, that number can still get big. The bandwidth of a van full of MicroSD cards is absolutely enormous, but your ping will be measured in hours, maybe even days.