But there would be 20k testicles.

Because online, people only talk about those things.

In the real world, they are doing them. And so much more. But usually when you’re not looking.

I feel like this wouldn’t work out so well for the ruffians in the pinata when people start bashing it in with sticks. When the Greeks did it in Troy, the Trojans didn’t think to smash the horse with sticks.

gets hit once; strips

I think the protagonist of that game might have been a masochist.

If it’s easier to attract flies with honey than it is with vinegar, how come flies don’t be trying to go after beehives? 🤔

The captain proton stuff made me think they should have done that episode with Naomi Wildman’s holodeck stories as a mix of live action and animation, like Mary Poppins or Who Framed Roger Rabbit. They don’t really have fun with what is possible in a holodeck that much. The black and white stuff in Tom’s always made me want to see more crazy stuff.

I like Kirk for being just an old school Hollywood action dude.

I like Picard for his diplomacy skills.

I like Janeway because she doesn’t fuck around.

I like Sisko for all of the above, and also having the balls to sock Q in the face.

Got that Sunday time, Sunday time sadness…

Little of both. This is where you might encounter a boot error, between the white and black screens. But I never saw one that I didn’t forcibly make happen when modding. At least not with PlayStation’s. Xbox red rings were common as fuck, and they would also occur during the startup logo sequence.

I’m glad we have finally gotten to a technological point where games just go right to the god damn menu the moment you power on the machine (or at least, good ones without an hour of unskippable logos and disclaimers), since that was what I had originally, you know, back before the CD era and everything was solid state. You’d pop in an NES, Master System, SNES or Genesis cart in, power it on and BAM! the game is already going.

Not that I am not nostalgic for the PS1, PS2, Dreamcast and GameCube startup sequences.

Was out a bit ago getting some cleaning stuff and when I walked out the store, I just smelled an overpowering amount of pumpkin pie spice. I then had to walk past a Chinese restaurant and could smell fried rice coming from it, mixing with the pumpkin pie spice smell and now I have a lasting impression of pumpkin spiced fried rice in my mind. 😬

This explains why ghosts and goblins were more prevelent back when society was way more prudish about sex.

The rabbits could be useful in biology. Not only are they something often used for dissection, there are school-adjecent programs like the FFA where you might learn how to raise them. I raised rabbits as my FFA project, since participation in the FFA was required for the AP Biology class they stuck me in.

'Tis Torture Time for Princess!

Haha it’s true though, most people are just, you know… People. I haven’t been everywhere, but I’ve been to a few countries other than my own and all the differences are negligible except maybe not understanding the language. You see just as many differences in culture traveling to other states within the US; but a lot of these ignorant people haven’t even done that.

It’s also kinda true that food brings different cultures together like no other. How can you hate people who make hella good food?!

Personally, I liked the original more. I just think it did the darker elements of the story way better. Brotherhood had a totally different focus, but I do appreciate it having an actual conclusion unlike the original.

To put it another way: the original makes me cry at some parts; Brotherhood never did.

If the conversation turns toward something I am interested in (or rather, what my brain is), I can blab until I feel self-conscious about talking too much. But I have pretty limited interests, so I am also mostly non-verbal.

Super hard to make relationships because I don’t especially find people to be interesting, even if they often do interesting things. I want to care about shit like how someone’s day was, but I just… Don’t. Even if their thoughts and feelings matter to me. :/

The first two are why it’s not a lie when I am asked what I am thinking and I respond with “nothing.”

It really is nothing, or is so many things at once the only reasonable response is also “nothing,” as I am not really thinking about anything at all, there’s just a tornado of thoughts spinning around not being thought of.

breaks both its arms

“Call me mommy.”

My mind is blank right up until I type a word and then 37 pages will flow out of me and I lose track of time. It’s not always coherent though. That’s why second drafts exist.