Surprised they didn’t throw in a soulja boy game console too!

I wonder if I could buy Nokia, and start selling the N-Gage again.

Hey, Taco-Talkin’ has a whole new relevant meaning these days! Plus it launched at $299.

You’re right. They didn’t sell 600k phones. They took money from 600k people, but there was no phone sold.

I would if I could buy a house. 40k in the bank. Good credit. 7 years at my current job. Still can’t get a 155k house.

The 75k townhouse won’t sell, and won’t tell me why. Been trying to buy a house for 5 years. Now I’m being told I need to wait another year.

So this past month I’ve just given up. Nothing matters.

Take into account how stupid the median person is, then realize half the people is stupider than that.

As he tries to channel the spirit of George Carlin…

Why is it never in MY yard???

I used to make plans. Then I realized that none of this matters. The goal posts will always move. Even when you win, you lose.

The thought of this bear, performing a colonoscopy with rubber gloves, a face mask, and a smile on his face is TERRIFYING!!!

I want to pet this cat.

No no. It gets behind you!

Oh yeah? Well mine is a couch. Loves butts, hates JD Vance. Ran a train on him. Ho scale.

Mods, can we sticky this? It’s a lot of useful information! I think we could all find this list useful! Plus we can add to it as time goes on.

If wishes were fishes, something something, like little bitches!

I forget how the saying goes. Point is, trump is a bitch.

This cat just seems like a handfull just from these pictures.

The preview pic makes it look like a picture of a small dog. Thenyou enlarge, and it’s actually cookies.

Well…I enlarged to see a picture of a dog! I am disappointment!

You are understanding correctly.

Leading up to November 2024 elections, he said on multiple media outlets “We already have all the votes we need. The election has already been decided. It’s the last election you’ll ever need to vote in. Thats how good we rigged it.”

Literally said it MULTIPLE times.

And now he’s talking about it again, openly as being rigged.

He’s saying the quiet part outloud, and nobody is outraged, because nobody is taking him at face value.

30 MILLION gallons??? Jesus fuck! Burn every one of them!!!

Hey human. Remember the time that embarassing thing happened? Ah, fun times. But hey…good to catch up. Have a good day at work. By the way, you forgotyour wallet at home, which has your work clock-in card. Oh well. Back home, and lose 2 hours of pay, dickhead!

If it looks remotely like CSAM, report it. Mods don’t always know whats posted, unless we get a report. I don’t mod any porn communities, but I’m sure there’s bickering in the communities I do mod that I never see.

…there’s only one porn I can think of which would be illegal, and if thats what you’re seeing, report EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT!!!

Spam the report button.