It’s like fucking the sun

I’d much rather have Claire Danes goop scented candle

Had or caused?

Will they also qualify for college scholarships meant for African Americans?

Yeah why did they not give the money to the people directly to pay their mortgages off? Why would they ever give money to the banks. It never made sense to me

Now when the kid grows up they should sue the school for not respecting their gender identity too after this

My dad died last year. I still miss him but it gets better with time. Being around other family helps if that is possible for you. If not maybe try doing something in their memory. Take up a hobby they were into or something

Yeah but how flammable are the fish? Lol

I don’t buy it. Did the Guinness people confirm this?

Poser lol

I could see that being a valid perspective.

I love tattoos though haha

I got a shiny car. I like shiny things lol. That’s all it’s got going for it. I would rather be drunk on a train haha

It would be funny if he won and was just awesome and everyone loved him

What if it was…Murder?!?

Or maybe the scientist just sucks at portraits

That’s exactly why people have been pushing for more regulations

I bet she tastes nice. Not much meat though

Yeah that shits way louder than a rooster.

I usually just tune it out though. My neighbor has a loud dog that always barks when I go in my back yard lol. It’s my yard bitch

No one wants a rooster anyways. They suck lol

I remember once I had an interview and they told me the number of sick days and I was so confused lol. How could you possibly determine the number of times I will be sick before it happens.

If I’m sick I’m not coming I don’t care what number you wrote down lol