And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Major Mandela Catalogue vibes.

Sorry, no room in the budget for pizza parties.

Thanks. I am no hero tho. I only wanted to show the Evil Democrats how to be properly evil.

The Working Class has used Class Solidarity and it’s super effective.

The missed opportunity of terrorist Ben-Gvir of being picked up by ICE and lost in the ICE prison system and potentially being deported to El Salvador makes me sad.

Just knowing that Ben-Gvir would be screaming “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM WITH THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT!” as bunch of ICE agents go “Yeah, buddy. Sure you are” as they pack that piece of shit Ben-Gvir into a ICE van.

Then the Israeli genocide government furiously trying to find Bennny-Gvir and the US government just going “Yeah, turns out keeping shoddy prison records to frustrate any attempts of accountability or make it harder for people to get justice. Not really helping us in this situation.”

A bunch of ICE prison guards shipping Giga Karen Ben-Gvir to El Salvador simply because the guards got tired of Ben-Gvir’s shit. We all can see Ben-Gvir just being the worse prisoner. Complaining about the food, constantly telling everyone that they are terrorist government minister, etc.

Would fuckwit Benni-Gvir change their mind about being an Israeli Zionist? No. Dipshit McGee Ben-Gvir would probably praise ICE and was glad to get a first hand experience of quashing human rights.

I peed in the reflection pool.

At the end of the day I blamed it on what I blame everything on: Reagan. These were Boomer age folks who remember the gilded 80s in US pop culture.

Don’t forget Marget Thatcher and the rest of 80s Conservative Ghouls.

You traded the bear for pogs!?

Pogs need to make a comeback.

The OP blessed us with a true shit post.

Someone had to reboot Glitchy McConnell.

The Epstein Class has class solidarity.

Edit: They will do everything they can protect each other. Twitter allows racist shit to keep working class people fighting. Reddit protects the child abusers of the Epstein Class.

People get a dog to feel like a god. People get a cat so they have a god sitting on their chest meowing at them for food at 6 am.

The cat was getting ready for the revolution.

Or, the working class builds the rocket and “accidentally” shoots it deep into space.

If this movie doesn’t end with someone flipping the board and screaming “REVOLUTION AGAINST CAPITAL!”. Then this movie will have been a diservice to both the orginal concept of Monoploy and how most games end.

Meanwhile cats just showed up, said that they live here now. 10,000 years later, cats run the internet and more or less still the same genetically for the past 10,000 years.

It’s almost like political hierarchies run by the Epstein class and centrists prefer conservatism over progress.

I went to my thoughts store and they were all out of thoughts. The prayer store? Out of business.