I can’t find my keys.

I’ll have you know I remember the fall of Rome like it was yesterday.

True, you are what you eat.

Knock knock.

Who’s there’s?

On second.

On second, who?

No, Who’s on first, What’s on second.

Why did two people upvote me for being incredibly wrong?

Also yeah thanks and sorry I think my brain malfunctioned.

It feels like I just had an awakening that I will not be able to have fulfilled.

Goes to the fridge and grabs a vial of Greek Yogurt.

You assume you can’t be polyamorous while incestuous.

Their family tree probably looks as webbed as their feet.

Reminds me when the KKK endorsed trump.

I’ve seen someone literally say they didn’t care if it’s their kids.

There is straight up an inexcusable moral failure going on.

Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.

It took 4 seasons of the boys with writing getting more and more blunt for conservatives to realize homelander was a metaphor for the US right.

It doesn’t matter how good your messaging is if the target audience is a brick.

Sometimes you fail really hard so you shouldn’t have even tried.

Or more likely “P” and “L” are next to each other on a mobile keyboard.

Return to monk

The male battle thongs shall continue until morale improves.

And in the very top left corner in tiny text.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the certainty and strength of steel.

I see what you mean.

Fuck it it stays wrong whoops!

Where there’s a will there’s a grammatically incorrect way.