Who cares that the guy who spent years calling his opponent “Sleepy Joe” fell asleep during an exciting basketball game?

Well, unfortunately not his base. They’ll just pretend they never criticized Biden for being a sleepy old man.

This is the first I’ve heard of MGM+.

I regularly tip around 30%, often above it, and I consider myself a pretty generous tipper. It’s absurd to act like 40% is standard.

Sometimes receipts will show suggested tip amounts and those are usually 18%, 20%, and 22% or something like that. Maybe 25%.

Hey man, I’m not saying Nintendo shouldn’t fix the issue. I’m just saying there are options.

For anyone who is stuck with stick drift and isn’t in the French government and thus can’t use this to get their JoyCons repaired, you can get TMR joysticks for Switch and Switch 2 JoyCons for like $20-$30. Like Hall effect but better!

Oh hooray. Let’s go backwards in time.

Sony, Microsoft, you fucking dipshits. The RAMpocalypse is making hardware a premium and you’re going back to the hardware exclusivity nonsense?

Did he? What a joke if true.

Edit: He did! Bahahaha Sleepy Don strikes again.

I’ve had to put letters on signs like this before. You don’t get equal numbers of every letter, less-frequent letters have fewer. And if they get broken or stolen or blow away or something, that can seriously limit you. So you figure out ways to make up for it, like flipping M upside-down for W.

Actually LSD is derived from lysergic acid. LDS is derived from Christianity though.

God damnit, Donut.

I had not heard of the YPJ before. Remarkable group!

Say one thing for Logen Ninefingers, say he is getting old.

Such a fun book.

Sports can be fun. They are a very human part of our cultures.

When people take them too seriously they are lame. Or when people are shamed for not enjoying them, they are lame.

But it also sucks to shame people for enjoying them.

Also please, let us pronounce it correctly. “Cinco de Drinko.”

Until they realized it was a mistake?

Let’s say someone moves to the UK from the US. They’ve figured out that you have to drive on the left side of the road instead of the right, but they didn’t know you can’t turn (left, not right) on a red light when there’s no traffic coming. So they do this several times.

A cop sees them do this and pulls them over. He informs them that this is illegal, and decides to be gracious and say, “since it’s your first mistake, I’m not going to write you up.”

Would you then pipe up from the back seat and say, “They actually turned on MANY red lights. They made this same mistake a lot of times!”

If people are going to change for the better, encourage that change. Don’t belittle them for not changing faster. We want people to be better.

They will not ever naturally care about other people.

I don’t know believe that. I don’t believe that empathy is some inherent trait that cannot be learned. People change, but momentum can be hard to overcome. They’ve just been handed an opportunity by having their momentum disrupted.

They’ve been slapped personally enough to realize MAGA was terrible. They’re already talking about having been fed their opinions. That’s important, it means they’re now reflecting and thinking. Those are important steps.

We Americans have, unfortunately, a very individualist society. That sort of thinking prevents us from acting in the best interest of people who are not ourselves because we don’t see the immediate benefit to ourselves.

It’s extremely shortsighted, foolish, selfish, and the exact opposite of the message the dominant religion in the nation preaches. But it’s hard to shake that kind of cultural thinking. That journey took me a while, and I started in a more “advantageous” position (in regard to this topic) than some because my parents instilled a deep sense of compassion and a desire for truth, even if they themselves are still stuck as single-issue pro-life republicans.

Every individual who gets slapped out of their conservatism by personal consequences has a chance to end up breaking free and realizing how harmful myopic thought is, and I’m cheering for them even if they have a long way to go on their journey.

What is the most important step? The next one. Always the next step.

Yeah but how else am I supposed to shut the thing up so I can ignore it when I’m at a restaurant? Should I just let it keep screaming? I mean, I do that, too. No one else is trying to have a nice night out, right?

-every shitty parent

Oh that’s great. The NSA has definitely shown it can be trusted with backdoors, after all.

(Massive /s in case it wasn’t obvious.)