His first presidency, the second one, and the ‘after’

“Nothing at all?”

folks keep telling me, they say “donald, your speeches are too long.” They say it all the time, the slow fake news media, they say it. I dont listen to them, nobody listens to them except losers, right?

But then something amazing happened, something incredible. a young man, very smart kid, harvard graduate actually, terrible school but still… he comes up to me, he says “president trump, have you ever heard of TL;DR?” And I said “what is TL;DR?” Because frankly I was very busy, winning elections, saving America, doing things that nobody else could do.

He says “sir, TL;DR means Too Long; Didn’t Read.” And I said WOW. What a phrase. What a beautiful american phrase. I loved it immediately. everyone loved it. Theyre saying it’s the best thing they’ve ever heard.

It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s tremendous. Better than the fake news, better than the witch hunts, better than sleepy joe biden.

unrestrained capitalism leads to destruction

Thank goodness we live in a restrained capitalist society.

Your sock dealer sure does have some explaining to do.

Trump wants DST to fuck off?

Well I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day, which is more right than my clock which hasn’t been adjusted for DST.

“Skin tight sneaking suit?”

Here’s the source

Was that “This Is Halloween” playing at the start?

Yeah, people here are making it sound like its unwatchable.

Every season has dud episodes, the old ones and the new ones.

Maybe people just like the old seasons because they were from a time in their life when they were happier?

Holy shit, take your negativity and fuck off.

You didnt even watch the seasons I’m talking about

I don’t know what this means, can someone was explain the reference?

White Hole and Murderoni were great, but I think the jokes are reliably good throughout most episodes of the last two seasons.

dropped it after the first return season

Notice how I said the last two seasons?

You are talking about season 9.

Those episodes weren’t great lol.

Did you watch the last season?

Half the people in this thread don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.

The last two seasons had some of the best episodes of the entire show.

Take your nostalgia goggles off and just enjoy things, twats.

Edit: the fact that this got 20 upvotes should maybe clue you into the fact that the new content is worth your time.

Don’t worry I’m not lol