The original, for anyone who wants the wholesome:

Fine, I’m hiding the ads on mobile.

…and desktop.

…and downloading the videos I watch more than once.

“LEEROOOOY JENKINSSS!!!”

Only by virtue of the bathroom historically being the lowest, centermost room of a typical American home (and usually without windows that can break in a storm). If that is not the case for you, you should make a mental note of where in your house is such a place.

You know someone’s crazy when they bother to draw each tooth individually.

I’m now sad that dinosaurs could never look up and see Polaris.

“I shall call him Mini-Me.”

*crypto fraud

People don’t think global warming be like that, but it do.

“Does Eddie know that’s not safe?”

“He ought to, it’s illegal.”

“Had to work late, I needed something to eat before going to bed. Sorry to wake you guys.”

PCs that can’t run Windows 11 are valuable to people who don’t want to wake up one morning and find they’ve been upgraded against their will.

…Godspeed, I guess. 🫡

“Who?”

“Bartender, Ten-Forward, wears big hats. Yeah, we can’t actually find any record of her being a member of the crew.”

“Peter, everyone hates their alcove.”

And say, “What a nice, young person you are.” the whole way.

“Shut up, Weasley.” dates back further than we thought.

Meg Wyllie.

Her filmography goes from 1952 (Mr. Peepers) to 1995 (Mad About You).

It’s funny how her unnamed parts are billed as Woman and Lady until two years after The Cage, from when she’s billed as Granny or Elderly Lady.

And, Picard, if you’re doing Yep, They Were In Star Trek memes, there’s a second connection between Star Trek and The Last Starfighter; Barbera Bosson.

Edit: Scratch my last, there’s like TEN connections between Star Trek and The Last Starfighter, including Wil Weaton. Holy moly.

Yo, you’ve got Patreon access to the war or something?

I was scared this was real.

My grandfather had a near miss in his 70s, and gave up his license. He thought it was no longer worth the risk.