Because it’s too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.

Trump sues mirror for making him look ugly.

“Wouldn’t it be great if everybody gave my AI company money?”

“For doing what?”

“… I don’t follow.”

“Okay, but I don’t see why we can’t revisit my suggestion to send the Pinkertons to all owners of the original version and have them break their kneecaps if they don’t give us all the money they have.”

“With all due respect sir, that is… Have you read the brief that Legal sent you on that matter?”

“I skimmed it… but I’m not convinced.”

They’re instead letting an AI generate their stock price. It is a number now.

I’ll take full credit for any virtue signalling buzzwords like “addressing the suffering of the American people” and all the attention my dogwhistles get me. Any negative results like bomb threats and hate crimes do not exist. Also, they very much exist and are the Democrats’ fault, who are evil because they make up lies for attention.

Also known for inventing the phrase “lend me your ear”.

The bridge crew all fall out of their seats, some consoles explode and one ensign will have to go to sick bay with burns on their- oh. Oooh, nevermind.

It’s especially important to get all the children, women and elderly people who have literally zero influence on anything and to then extinguish the entire basis for their livelihoods wholesale. In fact, they’re the easiest to punish for whatever someone else has done or is doing or will do -doesn’t matter, excuses will be made up- because they can’t defend themselves when you take everything they own. Galaxy brain material here, truly.

You forgot your /s tag btw.

I am sorry that kicking the Eurotrash invaders and their descendants off your continent didn’t work out for you and in the end you were jammed into special reservations without being reimbursed for all the land theft after all.

I bet during pride month, the group huddle before a match consists of an aging coach sharing strong opinions about L.G.B.The-Lot-Of-Them-Are-All-Filthy-Liars-And-Predators-Every-Last-One-Of-Them.Q people.

Oh no! Are they still able to provide the maximal amount of labour for their handlers? I hope their profits aren’t affected negatively.

Won’t somebody think of the profits!

Combine it with the semi-adjustable GAMER wrist-proximity-fixation devices (also available in plush) as well as the the GAMER lumination-induced eye strain block face-covering mask device for best results.

Sacre bleu! It’s almost like the free speech warrior does not know that the other aspect of free speech besides speaking freely is being able to choose whom to listen to! Does he think free speech means being forced to listen to specific people speak?

Surprised. Pikachu. Face.

The next tesla model will have a coal oven inside it. Will still run on electricity, the oven is just in there so you can do some pollution too. The main factor in making the electric part palpable to republicans will be telling them how brown people are being exploited to get the materials for the batteries out of the ground.

Intern’s name is Guy. Fall, Guy.

There’s a difference between properly funded nuclear power under lab conditions and capitalistically bled-dry, money-before-safety , decrepit cash-grab reactor junkyards that end in leaving miles upon miles of land unusable for generations though.

I will, however, accept “someone got hacked” meaning someone took an axe to them.

They’re too busy to release the health care plan because they’re still preparing to release his tax returns.

Eh, he’s used to that.