Stop, you monster, they’re already dead!

You’re not forced to use the app if you stop using their services.

The paper identifies availability of imaging tech and trained personnel as one of the issues in its discussion section.

The current case report underscores the significant challenges in trauma care within resource-limited settings, where access to basic imaging and surgical expertise is limited.
[…]
In areas with limited resources, patients should be promptly referred to higher-level healthcare facilities capable of providing comprehensive diagnostic and surgical care.

I just keep thinking about what would happen if they fell on somebody or got into one of those awful “crowd crush” situations. Wouldn’t take long for medical personnel to figure it out (at least in broad strokes) but I’m picturing a phantom stabbing mystery where they just find his body with a protruding blade that finally worked itself loose and finished the job from nearly a decade prior. Either that or the pointy bit is forced out the front and gets somebody else.

I wonder if whoever owns the rights to the Final Destination movies takes suggestions.

It’s about the journey, not the destination.

Cart Narcs know they’d be out of their jurisdiction there.

Somebody’s gotta give these babies cancer.

They got lost, never to be seen again, and the rest of the tour group has no clue where they went? What a shame.

It’s a common feature. Due to a well-earned lack of trust, they are usually placed somewhere that allows an employee to watch for shenaniganery. If people weren’t garbage, this monitoring would not be necessary.

I just wear Crocs, it’s worked all right for me so far.

Except for that really expensive one that takes nearly two decades to cure.

Yeah, it’s a problem with multiple solutions in the real world but they could be left out in the open and forgotten until it’s time to restock in the everybody-is-good-iverse.

Free condoms in unsupervised containers. Some shithead with a needle will do shithead things. Probably post it to InstaTok or whatever too.

No.

Look out for a hot air balloon doing a high-speed pass.

Next time I find myself with the right assortment of junk, it would be interesting to run a piece of optical fiber through UV glue inside an opaque enclosure and see if it helps the light get where it needs to go. There’s decorative stuff that glows from the sides with a visible light source so I’d expect it to do something worthwhile in that situation. Could be a waste of materials for almost every possible use but maybe it’ll solve a weird problem eventually.

Just give me a cut.

Hang on, I should rephrase that.