Cutting off your toes to make people pay attention to your semi-weekly pedicure.

“Bah humbug,” was that era’s equivalent of Scrooge wandering around saying, “whatever, bullshit.”

As someone who does not know this game, and can only think of the state university with the same initials, I’ll take a wild guess instead of looking it up!

Optically Stabilized Unstablizers

I’m relatively certain that the left picture is using Gene Wilder’s hair

If it’s got nothing to hide, it won’t mind if I perform a cavity search

Honestly, not that far off from when I injured my bladder and had to do a flow study. Stood on two wooden boxes, straddling a small pool/large bucket, with some catheter monstrosity up my urethra, and a probe up my ass. The three specialists and one technician apparently had to visually detect my muscle movement, so I was full-on naked. Then, they pumped water into my bladder and told me to tell them when I felt full. Then they made me push the water back out, and then they did it again a couple of times. At one point, they told me to try to not poop while they performed the study because it could mess things up. I lost what little remained of my inhibition that day.

Where We Go 1 We Go Measles

Yeah-huh

Like, 2 elephants, one asteroid, and 16 1998 cloth top convertible Miatas

Yeah, let’s Lady and the Tramp the ones from the straight cut shredder

Weeooo peeooo

This town needs an enema!

Why are you shredder shaming? I’m just gonna eat all the pieces anyway.

Fuck us so fucking hard. How does my state consistently continue to lower the bar?

Oopsie poopsie

Plus, private property isn’t a thing under this system.

Well, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

Isn’t that an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?

I wasn’t sure if this was going to be a radio interference post, or John Carpenter

We have each other! ❤️🤗

Just a couple of ghoulish countries doing our ghoul thing, making people everywhere cry, even back home

I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing at this comment

Edit: 24 hours later, just checked again. It’s still making me laugh