I’m sure that will be an excuse but no, this was lazy-ass we-dont-wanna incompetent garbage devs.

Government contractors were a mistake

Mmmmm . . Nnno, i don’t have that one. Oh - there’s a “Ghyynah”, is that it?

All going to plan, comrade

Sorry, I hear ya. You are so not the only one either. Hang in there. Hey - this place may have some open positions soon?

Valadon’s company constantly scans public code repositories at GitHub and elsewhere for exposed secrets, automatically alerting the offending accounts of any apparent sensitive data exposures. Valadon said he reached out because the owner in this case wasn’t responding and the information exposed was highly sensitive.

But wait

Valadon said the exposed CISA credentials represent a textbook example of poor security hygiene, noting that the commit logs in the offending GitHub account show that the CISA administrator disabled the default setting in GitHub that blocks users from publishing SSH keys or other secrets in public code repositories.

“Passwords stored in plain text in a csv, backups in git, explicit commands to disable GitHub secrets detection feature,” Valadon wrote in an email. “I honestly believed that it was all fake before analyzing the content deeper. This is indeed the worst leak that I’ve witnessed in my career. It is obviously an individual’s mistake, but I believe that it might reveal internal practices.”

One of the exposed files, titled “importantAWStokens,” included the administrative credentials to three Amazon AWS GovCloud servers.

This is shameful incompetence. Just head-rolling abysmal incompetence. These are the people they hired, for all you 1337 hax0rz currently looking.

And yet

Gold! This is it boys - we’re gonna be rich!

Smells like poo, too. Bonus for all you trumpeteers

Y’ever sweep the driveway with a broom? It’s like time travel. Dull time travel, but still.

Got a whole Geraldo thing going on there.

But everybody else isn’t on the cereal box! You can see the bind we’re in.

Healthcare? No! Only surveillance corruption!

Yes, yes, but Harris once worked as a DA.

So this is what we get now. Somehow.

I mean, I would head straight for that gate. What’s back here?? 😄

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/black-louisianan-calls-maga-the-last-breath-of-the-confederacy/ar-AA23cJDR

A Louisiana man said during a state Senate redistricting hearing that MAGA was “the last breath of the Confederacy.”

In an emotional speech on Monday, the resident who identified himself as Marshawn said he had “zero doubt” that Republicans in the state would pass a map that erased majority-Black districts.

“If y’all can give us less than zero seats, you would do it. Y’all do this under the orders of somebody that said the Civil Rights Act was harm for the white people, that it caused reverse racism,” he explained. “RFK said that Black children are overfilled on antidepressants and that they need to be re-parented on different forms, all of them. Pete Hegseth constantly brings Doug Wilson to the Pentagon to give a prayer service. Doug Wilson is the same pastor that said that slave owners were on strong spiritual ground.”

Marshawn argued that the only reason Republicans supported redistricting is that President Donald Trump demanded it.

“So as far as I’m concerned, if you hear as one of these TrumpRepublicans, you already showed us who you are. You showed us what you want to do. And I believe the country as a whole is rebuking your party. Y’all are in a death spiral. That’s why you have to redistrict,” he observed. “That’s why y’all have to cheat. That’s why Trump got to go to Texas and say he entitled to five more seats. It’s because y’all know what y’all doing is abhorrent.”

“But the beautiful thing is, the children that y’all have made, and the people that’s younger than y’all don’t support none of this racism that y’all want,” the man continued. “The MAGA party is the last breath of the Confederacy, and I’ll be happy to see millennials and Gen Z. bury y’all. There will be no more of your party. The midterms gonna come, y’all gonna get wiped out.”

The man concluded by asserting that “Trump gonna get dragged out of the White House, and I’m gonna love every second of it.”

“Because y’all loved every second of the suffering that he calls to everybody in this country. And worldwide, we starve in Cuba. We bomb Nigeria. We holding Zimbabwe and Zambia hostage for their minerals. We don’t want to give them AIDS support,” he added. “The pro-lifers that say all life is special, y’all letting kids die of AIDS. What part of your Bible say that? Point out the scripture. I think everybody would love to see it. And we would love to see y’all in the midterms.”

An actual deal? Ha ha! Oh no. Nnno, no no.

Darn those non-white immigrints sellin’ our land to GHYYNAHHH

Oh right, that.

Typical!