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He shoulda dodged

Somehow seems less heroic when you realize how small the dragon was

They’re aerosolized cs canisters, which yes is what people commonly refer to as tear gas. And of course made in the good ole US of A.

https://www.nonlethaltechnologies.com/37-SPM.htm

Today only we’re offering the never before released commandments XI and XII, at NO EXTRA COST! Act now before they go back in the ark, FOREVER!

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Gandalf: The courtesy of your cousin’s hall seems somewhat lessened of late master dwarf.

Pippin: Dude, too soon…

Gandalf: under breath Fool of a Took, that was a sick burn

Same here. I read the list and my first reaction was “Hey I don’t even do some of those anymore!”.

When you use the wrong equation on the math test but still somehow get the right answer

I knew Hugh Jackman was a fairly tall dude, but I had no idea he was 11’ 5". I’m surprised more people weren’t upset about the discrepancy tbh.

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