…they’re called bollards, and you’d be surprised how robustly they must be constructed to stop large trucks…

…hillbilly goth = sixteen horsepower…

…or, you know, old gods of appalachia…

Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.

…seriously, the guy’s out there trying to build clean energy and transportation infrastructure but optimus keeps showing up with his gang of hooligans just to f*ck sh*t up…

#OptimusPrimeIsATotalDick

SGLMBBR

…the eternal september started before NCSA mosaic was released; i don’t think any website can really capture the feel of the original internet unless it’s structured like a text-based terminal…

(tildes does remind me a bit of usenet culture)

…the only veterans i know who support fascist values are either stolen-valor opportunists or television-brainwashed senile geriatrics…

…all the real veterans i’ve known who still enjoy command of their faculties support legitimate american values instead…

…we had spoons, they were broken; i text-message my mom a couple times per year on christmas and mother’s day…

- took me a moment…

…standard issue alongside steve miller band greatest hits…

You gonna bust the record!

…yeah, buck-forty-five isn’t even gentlemen’s-agreement v-max…

…we were ambushed by a vorpal bunny a couple of years ago; managed to grapple the vicious beast and drop it down an open well…

…likewise!..

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DP1R gloomstalker/battlemaster

…man, CNN jumped the f*cking shark way back during gulf war ONE; they haven’t merited the presumption of legitimate journalism for three decades…

…lest we forget: our global anthem…

…i get why it’s funny (the donner party infamously resorted to cannibalism) but i don’t get how it’s ironic…

…the elise’s 2ZZ-GE is nearly as highly-strung as the F20 (splits the difference from the F20C at 8500 RPM) but it’s also 10% less displacement, which may make the most difference in fuel economy compared to pushing 40% more weight in the S2000…

…i wish my mazdas revved so high!..