0 chance in hell that the entirety of the US contains enough skilled engineers to meet a Chinese standard of quality.

Really demonstrates the place Arnold used to hold in US culture that he could make a movie about him getting pregnant without losing machoness.

THIS KIRKMAS FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST KIRKMAS TO MEEEEE

I think “human shields” is a better line in the current environment than “they deserved it”. The MIC was hiding its financial organs underneath those civilians and therefore bares 100% of the blame for their deaths.

Would a programmer cat have human ears on their headphones?

Do you think he’s aware enough to know that ‘Luna’ sounds trans now?

And they say lavender marriages were a bad idea!

I didn’t know it was an option to be awake. I would have done that but im worried they might have found me overeager.

Like how some people have their height, and then their height in heels, you would have an erect height.

harrydubois666 is giving depressed alcoholic communists a bad name

His wife giving birth made him feel insecure in his masculinity. Astounding.

At first I wondered why they didn’t spell it boith but then I noticed that even in my own head there was no way to pronounce that that didn’t sound like a 40s gangster. ‘Yeah sheee, the boss pays me in woims but I get to the hospital so my goomah can give boith and they say they don’t take woims, they want money’

The military surplus stuff in her room is definitely a red flag but I dont think we can certify nazi dess theory yet.

I turned it off in the first episode once it was clear that the point of the cyborg assistant was to write a bunch of frickin millennials and their phones ‘jokes’. Was i to quick to judge? It just seemed like late stage Rick and Morty with none of the residual investment and a premise that didn’t even start interesting.

‘Homey, have you been up all night eating cheese?’

‘I think im blind’

Scavengers Reign fucks crazy hard

The possibility of leftwing anabaptism was foreclosed centuries ago. Any left Amish movement would die the instant someone suggested that they stop letting manure run off into the rivers.

I dont think very many people got that far into RWBY, but hey it could be worse; Remember in season 9 when they got isekaied out of nowhere? Despite that possibility never being established prior to it happening? You could have the Cheshire cat at home living rent free in your head.

How do you draw a skull and crossbones and make sure it comes across as ‘pirate’ not ‘nazi’? Does it need to wear a tricorn, like how characters with small mustaches need a bowler hat also?

No but Im very short with the self checkout.