SOUND THE ASS HORN BROTHER!

Says here you have “Internet connectivity issues”

I recall the bees were rather large, what Tolkien would have described as dummy thicc.

Release the “Just got laid” Tux version!

Ara ara!

HE SAID HE CRANKS HIS HOG TO TOGU BUT SOY HAS DREAMS OF SOMETHING BETTER BROTHER!!!

I FLEW THROUGH TIME AND NOW I MARRIED A WAFFLE HOUSE EMPLOYEE IN ATLANTA -The Animation

Free beer yesterday

I believe in equal rights for all. Yeah I’m a radical.

It’s some form of elvish!

It might be one of those relaxing death metal sleepy time videos where they have a nice scene and some music on a loop.

If I went around saying I could weld supreme executive power over all the races due to a magic ring, they’d put me away!

This kettle goes up to 18,000 roentgen so you know it’s good.

I’ve been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand.

The very bad neighborhood of Flavortown.

Wow! Now I’m reading everything in Owen Wilson’s voice.

Some of you have been drinking 3 cups of coffee every break and due to the risk of heart attack we want you all to dial it down.

The cool kids delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness. Giant ass JNCO jeans.

(Roll for plausible deniability) Mom, it’s just a mushroom model. I’m into….biology.

Was communism invented by Mani Festo?