😔

…at least they determined what he died of before making his corpse bread.

They didn’t hear you, Argentina. Better shake your fist sternly at them again.

I hate living in the timeline where I have to read half the article before making up my mind on whether this is satire.

Edit: Oh, there’s a warning. Good call.

I can relate. You make a throwaway comment about how your wife doesn’t let you come with her to the hardware store because you’ll inevitably staple a finger to a display stand and someone always always replies to harrumph about wasting staples you obviously don’t plan to buy*.

*Example only. Srsy guys.

“What are we looking at?”

My guess is that if you’re in such a bleak frame of mind that you’re considering suicide, your artistic creativity is also at its lowest point.

random lottery

Like sortition? Not the worst system.

“Siri, play the world’s smallest violin.”

“Okay. Searching Pornhub for ‘ball violence’ videos.”

“…forget it.”

The other possibility is that plenty of analysts, historians, cultural advisors, etc know exactly how things work and what’s going on but he doesn’t listen to them because they’re ‘little people’.

The sooner we eat this guy the better.

“Everyone knows you can’t learn math unless you have an abacus!”

I know this is an exaggeration for emphasis… but people who learn the abacus method are faster and more accurate at basic addition.

I don’t try to justify my existence. No-one needs to earn a right to be.

Absolutely!

Be sure to post later and let us know how it goes.

I shut my mouth. Living in the modern world, that might be the last stale nugget of joy they have left.

Against parrots?

Without doubt.

Part 2: nope. Get used to changing babies.

New Zealand here. I’ve had a pint in The Queen’s Ferry Tavern, The Queen’s Head and The King’s Arms. Also Bar None, The Crow Bar, Murphy’s Irish Pub, The Whitestone Cafe, The Blacksmith, The Q Bar, The Web, The Bull, Studio X, The Rose and Crown, The Office, The Local, The Fat Dog, Broncos, Galbraith’s Ale House and a host more I can’t bring to mind right now.

It’s a breakup song. 🙂

Once I was looking forward to the challenge of connecting a linux PC to a Windows domain, only to find out the current version of the distro had that functionality by default. 😐

So that was cool, I guess…

The more I read about Meta, the more convinced I am the Epstein files contain video of an expressionless Zuck explaining to a woman that unless she chooses one of her children to die, they both do.