Engrossed saying that they eat other bugs is completely missing the fact that these things only show up if there are other bugs to eat.

If you spot one of these mfers it means you have a pest problem you’re completely unaware of. It’s the same with a lot of house spiders too. If you see a bug predator that means you have a lot of bug prey

And it’s fucking exhausting

Imagine my 14yr old mind seeing and reading about this for the first time

This is the cave btw

Hell my dude there’s a cave people deliberately carved to look like a vag and it’s incredibly detailed.

Humans just seem to love genitals to an alarming but understandable degree

Ay that’s it. I was mistaken. His sidekick rode the donkey not Don himself

I never actually read the book I just remember his whole thing was riding a donkey instead of a horse so I was confused

Is this not a trick question?

Maybe I’m mistaken but didn’t he ride a donkey not a horse?

Also if I send you a text when we’re in the same room and you read it out loud we’re no longer friends

Gauges, nipple rings, and clit/vaginal piercings. As for tattoos anything above the neck, above the wrists and genitalia.

Oof

I honestly hate these “theories” because while it’s partially true I’m as left as it gets and I hate septum piercings. I’m not gonna shame anyone for getting one I just personally hate them and hate how prevalent they’ve become.

I don’t mind most piercings and have several tattoos myself but there’s like 4 types of piercings and tattoo placements that just put me off. Doesn’t mean I’m a fuckin pedophile.

Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.

If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage

I’m a weird case where my bank account is so old it precedes all these fees and minimum balance requirements.

As long as I have a single cent in my account it’s completely free which I suppose you could call a minimum balance requirement but compared to other banks where you need a minimum of like $100-500 it’s pretty nice

I despise mashed potatoes with the skin. I don’t want random chewy bits in my creamy mashed potatoes. I’ll take the small lumps of not fully mashed than having skins floating around.

I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming

I ended up hating my job solely because of how disrespectfully people treat people in my line of work

As an ohioan there’s 2 different spice levels. One for your average milquetoast Midwestern old white people and one for the rest of us who go out of their way to put hot sauce on literally everything

Honestly I don’t remember but like you said it’s along the same vein

Edit: Just looked it up and you are correct. It was the BTK killer.