I’m torn there. Im from the old internet where we all just fucked about and had fun. I dont think any of the end-users asked them to quit their jobs and invest their money into editing equipment.

Obviously they need paid for their work, but why is it work? What happened here?

I used to be elite-tier at Halo, and honestly the noobs killed me more than people at my level.

At a certain skill level the game changes from “who’s clicking who first” to “who’s controlling the best space/resource/angle”, which becomes “how can I best deny my opponent that angle” which becomes “how can I outmaneouvre the opponent while they try to deny my obvious attempt to deny them the space”.

None of the above enters a noobs head. Which is how I get surprised to death by a kid on his 3rd game.

Even today. To most of us Its a rectangle of mystery and doom and sometimes cats.

Yeah it sounds like a good deal until you wake up in an ice bath counting the kidneys you havent got

If you cant find an orange, pretend you’re eating one, and then laugh.

If real, post this every few months wherever you can. They’ll find you.

thousands

Surprised its even that high. Feels like about 80 people.

I learned about the importance of safety straps in about 5 minutes of having the Quest VR. Someone came knocking my door while I was still in the tutorial game. Needed to put the controllers down quick. Saw the table to my left. Placed them gently down. Watched my virtual hands fall straight to the floor because fucking obviously theres no table there you cretin.

Lucky they didnt break but bricks were shitted.

Theyre on the Buckfast tbf. You’d need every advantage you can get.

I can’t specifically nail it down, I didnt realise I was in the women’s section until it was too late, but my guess is its continuing the effort to push the ideal body type that everyone needs to aspire to.

If you dont look like [model-of-the-minute] you’re worthless. The old Barbie-Doll argument but they’re still showing us how pervasive it is even after all the ruckus

Your sum returned a bool? A wizard did it.

Here in Scotland they use the word beast to describe pedophiles and rapists.

I would feel uncomfortable with a jar of TestoBeast

Went to a midnight release of Halo 3. Then it was a 2.5 hour walk home because no buses. So much excitement on such a tedious walk. Cant be good for the nervous system.

This is a Doctor Who plot before the reveal.

Somehow

Also rolling your head around in that spot where the piss falls just short of the toilet

Actually building the wall is a pain because you cant find your tools properly. Should have a wall for them really.

Never doubt the relative strength of spider webs