• GentlemanLoser
    361·
    10 months ago

    “Everyone wants to be paid to sit at a desk and make more money instead of dying of heatstroke or getting hit by traffic for peanuts”

    • fraydabson@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      17·
      10 months ago

      “No one wants to work anymore. Instead they want to work at their computer.

      Does. Not. Compute.

    • The_v@lemmy.world
      13·
      10 months ago

      When I hear this complaint from farmers, I usually respond with:

      “If you paid $100/hr and offered full time, you’d be beating hardworking employees away with a stick.”

    • thorbot@lemmy.world
      31·
      10 months ago

      That must be a whole lotta peanuts if there are enough to create traffic for peanuts

      • GentlemanLoser
        3·
        10 months ago

        I know very few things for certain in this world but one of them is that I can’t be trusted with honey-roasted peanuts. I’m shoving the next handful in my mouth before I’m even done chewing the first.