• Flushmaster
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    8 months ago

    It’s also the penultimate step towards producing chipped ham which, interestingly enough, is well documented to be the preferred sandwich meat of angels. It’s the final step of altering the texture that releases the abomination and returns the food to God’s light. Some tangy barbecue sauce also helps.