How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…

  • @bradorsomething
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    222 months ago

    No this was an eclipse, common mistake. An apocalypse is an archaic term for a chemist or pharmacist.

      • @HopingForBetter@lemmy.today
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        32 months ago

        Sorry, but um, actually, that’s a hyphen. An apocalypse is the goddess from Pirates of the Carribean who is in love with Davy Jones.

        • @Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de
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          62 months ago

          (okay I know this is a joke thread and I shouldn’t take any of it seriously but the fact you didn’t pick up on “apostrophy” is bugging the hell out of me)

        • @bradorsomething
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          12 months ago

          Wait… I know you’re referring to Keira Knightly, but wasn’t she in love with his son?

          I was totally wrong earlier, apocalypse is a style of rhythmic Caribbean music from Trinidad and Tobago. Maybe OP was hoping for some soulful apocalyptic music during the eclispe.