No way did trump say that!

  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    What I hear: "The evidence before the court is incontrovertible, I clearly committed the crimes alleged. "

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      The evidence before the court is

      Incontrovertible, there’s no need for the jury to retire

      In all my years of judging I have never heard before

      Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law

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      In all his years of criminal he has never heard before, a person so deserving the full penalty of law.