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    26 days ago

    OI TARVO YA FAKKIN CUHKED KANT, DOHNT TACH THE FAKKEN BLINKEES, WE’VE 'AHD THEES CHAT. WORPYA STROIT TU SHE KNOWS WHER THEY WEEL.

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      26 days ago

      BUT MAYT, THEY AAHNT FAAKIN OFF.

      TARV, DON’T BE A FAKKIN ETTIE DRONGO.

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        18 days ago

        TAAARV! THAT’S A FAKKIN 'ER 'GRAYZIHS REHDBACK! FAKKER WIHL MAYKA SPIHT BLAD!

        ME GIRL WANTS THA’ VENAHM, REENIE, SAYS “If ay sees that beech Zeberiel Cobirn, I’m invitin her around for a mushie and fakkin droppin 'er.” AND SHE’S COMIN ARAAN, SO I NEED A GOOD BREW TO DROP 'ER.

        FAKS SAYK, GEHT YERSELF A FAKKIN’ NOOROOHOONEY, LIDDIHL BAGGAS LOOK LIKE BUTTON MUSHROOMS BUT THEY JUST FAKKIN LIHKWIFAI YA.

        AW, MAYT, MAY SHE BLESS YA. YER A REEL ONE.