• sirblastalot
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    19 days ago

    Elves just get really into coffee for a couple centuries. Their covid bread-making phase lasts until at least 2400.

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        15 days ago

        I was going to say no, dwarves drink beer, but then I realized that elves would absolutely be Insufferable IPA Guy.