America's expectations for its leaders have always been low. We've had presidents who needed help with basic tech, and we were okay with it. But now, we face a terrifying prospect: a leader who might know how to convert a Word document to a PDF.
  • OpenStars@discuss.onlineEnglish
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    1 month ago

    With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)

          • OpenStars@discuss.onlineEnglish
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            1 month ago

            It’s okay, you must still be recovering from that coma that you simply must have been in for 8 years to have missed this hot bod:

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            Michelle forgives you though, bc she now has this hunk of man meat all to herself finally, and therefore so do I:-).

            Also, we can be so easily distracted these days by…

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            Wait, what were we talking about now? :-P