Here’s the rules:

1: Post something you have never done that you think many people do. 2: Read the other posts, if you have done that thing, upvote it. If you have not done that thing, downvote it. 3: If you believe the person is lying, call them out on it in a reply. 4: If you are called out, give the full story. 4a: If you see a thread containing the full story, boost the person you think is right and truthful.

Person who has the most upvotes when the thread dies wins.

  • bradorsomething
    19·
    4 days ago

    I’d like to tell a story about “never have I ever,” because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play “never have I ever,” I would say, fine, we can play, but please don’t use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said “never have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,” and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.

    Nope. “Never have I ever” was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.

    People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.

    Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.

    • Che Banana@beehaw.org
      35·
      4 days ago

      Ok I wasn’t going to play but after reading this: Never have I ever had sex with another species, dead or alive.

      So funny thing. I grew up in a town near where “Mr. Hands” met his fate. My sister was a cop at the time and went over to the police station shortly after completely unaware of what had happened and didn’t understand the looks she got from them when she asked “how’se it going? Anything new?”

      Like, fucking what?