• nomous@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    You need to step your dildo game up if you’re still using the $20 ones.

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      1 month ago

      I’ve got some nicer ones, but I’d really like that Lovense machine to boof my clacker.

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        1 month ago

        I’d really like that Lovense machine to boof my clacker

        I’m a native English speaker and I still had to Google three words in that sentence.

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        1 month ago

        Yeah I hear you, my partner and I have been pricing them for awhile but haven’t bitten the bullet and gotten one yet.

        We just started in on the Bad Dragons so a machine is probably still a little ways off but it’s definitely on the wish list!

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            1 month ago

            I thought so too but they actually have some really reasonable sizes.

            I’d definitely consider their “small” ones “regular” size though you know? I’m just trying to spice things up in the bedroom not make OnlyFans content.

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              1 month ago

              I should mention I’m a dude. Absolute max circumference for me is 5.5cm.