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Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.
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is a bitch
Hmmmmmmm…
If OP said “Bitch, I blah blah blah” then it could be argued that it’s a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress… but OP said “Fucking bitch” with no comma, so it’s clearly directed at her.
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Thinks she’s cute one second, calls her a bitch the next. His loneliness has nothing to do with pizza.
I can’t even fathom being able to eat that much in one sitting.
A large pizza is like two evening’s food for me. I can’t even manage half of one of the big Costco ones. Two slices and I’m done.
how? I can eat 7/8 slices at once then eat the 8th like 30m later
Your fat ass gives away the fact that you’re a fat ass
qt cashier
Does this imply the existance of gtk cashiers?
His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.
“I could quit meatballs anytime I want to.”
Speaking as someone who used to travel for work (different place every day, sometimes multiple), eating in your car is super depressing and uncomfortable. Why not go home and eat it?
When I used to go onsite, for me home was an hour to an hour and half each way, and most of my coworkers had a 45 mins drive home in traffic. I suspect that’s why most do it. It’s your only chance for solitude.
No, I mean that this person is clearly not at work and free to go wherever to eat their pizza. I know eating in a car is uncomfortable so I’m just scratching my head at why the 4chan OP would want to eat a whole pizza in there.
Ahh yeah I see what you mean. Good point, I also find it uncomfortable, but its at the cost of letting your food cool off
Maybe it was a solidarity laugh, like “lol i’ve done that too”
It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.
Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.
Oh for sure, it’s all an elaborate work of art i know
A fake story about how fat people and women are evil, nice
Who is being evil in this example exactly?
evil, nice
Why would someone lie on the internet?
to convince you to hate people. Why are we celebrating this shit?
Maybe you’re overreacting?
It’s a .ml user, not sure what else you’d expect.
Maybe you’re under reacting.
I’m transverse reacting by mirroring your reaction.
Yeah, we’ve noticed you taking the joke and reference rather seriously.
bro couldn’t even wait to get home
Holy fuck I wish could have this problem
It’s never too late to start externalizing shame to protect what’s left of your ego.
I feel like anon watched this for inspiration:
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/EXNPWNWibeoQ7Wsg/?mibextid=Le6z7H
(Sorry, best video I could find after a quick google)