• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Trump has a diary where he keeps records off all of the famous dicks he’s seen or heard of.

    Alternate comment: Trump can’t keep track of what black man he nearly died in a helicopter crash with, but Arnold Palmer’s dong lives rent free in his head.