No video released yet but the right wing blog-sphere is already claiming it’s AI. Put on your seat-belts and keep your hands inside the car at all times.

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    He could eat then punt a baby on video and maga cultist wouldn’t care.

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        Yes, it makes no logical sense in this physical realm… and they still won’t question it

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          Pff. Who brought the new guy right? It’s getting to the point you can’t have Sunday afternoon baby BBQ and skull football game anymore. Whats happened to us these last few years?

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            Because satire tends to be lost on conservatives nowadays:

            The above comments are SATIRE, meaning we are JOKING and DO NOT bbq, eat, or punt babies, because killing babies is BAD.

            And before some smartass points to abortion rights as “killing babies,” well you’ll be shocked to hear that adding restrictions to reproductive care actually INCREASES infant mortality (which means more babies die, which is BAD).

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          Clearly you don’t eat babies! The whole point of eating babies is the skull comes apart.