Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.The social media platform LinkedIn released its 2025 report on "Jobs on the Rise," which shows security guards climbing to the top 10, and experts sa...

Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    332·
    1 year ago

    Good thing it’s totally impossible for any subsequent Adjusters to get a job as a security guard and inside job that shit. That’d be a really big security hole, wouldn’t it? 😉

    • jjjalljs
      34·
      1 year ago

      I can imagine a movie like

      • form security company
      • become successful , hired for many rich people
      • everyone thinks you sold out
      • execute a bunch of rich assholes all at once in a coordinated manner