abobla@lemm.ee to Suspiciously Specific@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoA very good journalistlemmygrad.mlimagemessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up11.52Karrow-down127cross-posted to: memes@lemmygrad.ml
arrow-up11.49Karrow-down1imageA very good journalistlemmygrad.mlabobla@lemm.ee to Suspiciously Specific@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square106fedilinkcross-posted to: memes@lemmygrad.ml
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoThey might be surprised when they slip 50x the lethal dose of a toxic only they know about into his food and he doesn’t even notice.
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·9 months agoTurns out due to poor inventory management, it expired in 1967 and has degraded to a non-toxic state
minus-squareDahGangalang@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoBetter yet, it achieves a hyper toxic airborne state - nearly everyone in the downtown skyscraper where they try to poison him goes passes out. It’s only by the timely arrival of Superman to super-breath the ventilation systems that anyone makes it out alive
They might be surprised when they slip 50x the lethal dose of a toxic only they know about into his food and he doesn’t even notice.
Turns out due to poor inventory management, it expired in 1967 and has degraded to a non-toxic state
Better yet, it achieves a hyper toxic airborne state - nearly everyone in the downtown skyscraper where they try to poison him goes passes out.
It’s only by the timely arrival of Superman to super-breath the ventilation systems that anyone makes it out alive