Okay, so let’s go down the list. Musk has bought Twitter so he could:

• Suspend the user that was tracking his plane
• “Own the libs”, I mean, he’s definitely a republicunt
• Run out all of the news outlets he deemed not trustworthy
• Unban the orange monkey
• Now rebrand Twitter as a letter because he couldn’t let go of an era that was far, far better off without his existence