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div { display: grid; place-content: center; }We’ve come a long way…
The collective man-hours this would have saved people, if we had it back in 1999, would be staggering.
You misspelled nesting tables
My man right here. Y’all ever want to code some HTML emails? Nested tables as far as the eye can see!
Obligatory https://justfuckingusehtml.com/
That was wonderful, thank you for sharing. When it’s done well, I really enjoy this style of prose.
I’m totally going to bookmark this & also I’m going to insert this as well.<br> https://www.htmlhobbyist.com/
I had to resize my browser window in order to read that how dare you not simply read my mind and select my preferred column width instead
99% of users, probably
You don’t just zoom?
Not on desktop
You can’t just hold control and scroll the mouse wheel?
I don’t like reading big text. I’d rather have small text in a smaller area
Oh yes please. But not JavaScript. I use Rust frameworks to avoid all three!
Eww Rust! I hate memory safe languages, I love torturing myself with C
You can wrap everything in unsafe and keep living dangerously!
unsafedoesn’t deactivate memory safety. It only allows you to then create raw pointers and whatnot, which you could use to circumvent memory safety, but all the normal language constructs still do enforce it.I know, but it does let you sled off a cliff if you choose to.
Tsoding has created a few rules for writing Rust to make Rust “fun” to program in, and gave them the name of Crust.
Here is the rule set (it may change over time):
- Every function is unsafe.
- No references, only pointers.
- No cargo, build with rustc directly.
- No std, but libc is allowed.
- Only Edition 2021.
- All user structs and enums #[derive(Clone, Copy)].
- Everything is pub by default.
If you ever want to try this out for some ungodly reason, there’s a GitHub repository with an example Main that shows how to use libc and other libraries (in the example, it’s raylib), and with a Makefile showing how to compile your projects (remember we aren’t using
cargo).Oh boy, now I can stop missing C++
Yew* Rust
FTFY
Nah, they had it right
Knew someone would say that, lol, gold project, sad that it’s gone unmaintained and my man started working on home-manager at home
…wait
Yeah I gotta get my workplace to get on board with it. Rust->Webasm is simply amazing
Flutter like a butterfly, sting like a Dart.
Men really out here inventing entire JavaScript engines so they don’t have to learn Rust/C/C++/whatever
Meanwhile women are hand-coding in assembly, like God intended.
Removed by mod
I agree with your final take, but why would you want to take frontend tickets if you can also do backend work?
Raw spite. If you’re upset enough to build a whole LinkedIn profile, you’ve already mentally moved on to the next company.
With me too, my employer has to start worrying once I put my current position into my linkedin profile.
Removed by mod
Why not? Both needs skills to accomplish very well.
I’m not a frontend guy, but I like to mess with frontend stuff once in a while!
Flex is so fun!
Managing css masterfully is a skill in itself!
JavaScript frameworks are invented because pure HTML and CSS suck for dynamically loaded pages, and vanilla JavaScript suck in general.
Most pages don’t need dynamic loading.
True
My menus need to be dynamically reloaded!
Dynamically loading pages suck too.
JavaScript frameworks actually exist for two reasons, one, vanilla JavaScript lacks ease of use (does not suck and I don’t care who disagrees) and two, people love over engineering the fuck out of technology. See: technology since the iPhone came out. We have advanced systems around the world spinning up processes to make up for the fact that touch screens are hard to type accurately on.
jQuery got popular because Internet Explorer, Firefox, Chrome and other browsers weren’t exactly cross compatible. Writing vanilla JS was risky business in that sense.
It also supported AJAX across all major browsers, which meant the website could make API requests without reloading the entire page. It was super revolutionary to press a button and it only changed a part of the page.
Then Angular and React took it a step forward and that’s where we are now.
I am very aware of the progression. But you’re vastly glossing over how much complexity (and feature set) was added after jQuery. If JavaScript sucks, how would you change it? Shitty browsers implementing it poorly in the past (and safari doing so today) doesn’t make it suck.
people love over engineering the fuck out of technology
Exhibit A: 2.85 Million packages, as of mid-2023
Unless those are mostly overly complicated, it doesn’t speak to what I’m saying. But I guess it means people like doing their own engineering better than relying on others
Immediate mode rendering and components seem to be why people use them. And you know what? The web should natively support those but doesn’t (well it kinda bad components, but ehhh). Otherwise I agree, the frameworks are overcomplicated.
It’s still Javascript.
OP, I don’t think you’ve correctly linked to the post (when I visit the linked webpage, the browser tries to download an ActivityPub activity instead of showing the post in the Mastodon web UI). Please replace the link with this one.
got it, my bad
real ones learn dhtml
Do you remember the dhtmlguru? The site had the bronze man holding some kind of ball over his head and would magically move when you hovered over the navigation menu.
Wait until you see what they do to avoid learning SQL or Regex or JSON Pointer or XPath.
Wait until you see when they refuse to learn anything but SQL.
Not something I’ve encountered.
Ugh, i’ve had to write some Selenium tests where I had to come up with weird ass Xpaths because not a single fucking element had an ID and over half would spawn something in a different div
TBF to regex, it’s completely unreadable. I love the magic that can be done with it, but by God, it needs syntax highlighting. Something may do this, but I’ve never seen anything that does.
You get used to it sooner than you’d think. There are libraries to convert between regex and English. Maybe it deserves a Unicode code block like APL?
I was so pleased when a brief for a thing at work was “no frameworks”.
Damn that’s some spicy takes lol.
React sucks and is way way way overdone and ill die on that hill
Wait till you see what they do for a bit of concurrency
I use plain HTML along tachyons.io, it’s pretty neat.
On mobile the header has overlapping content- not the worst but shows very little attention to detail for a CSS toolkit :(
